hetalia reader insert crack-Show who is boss.

Just a normal day...who am i quidding everyone knows when i write is crack.
SO LIKE I SAID IT WAS A FAB DAY IT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS.
You where the boss so you came to the world metting to show who is boss.
YOU TAKE YOU BRAH OFF AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE AND SLAP GERMANY IN THE FACE"YEAH BITCH NOW YOU ARE HOT ENOUF TO BE MY WIFU.JUST KIDDING YOU FUCKING UGLY."
You then grbbed fracey pants by the unicorn tail and say"DAMM BITCH YOU STANK LIKE ASS." so you drop him on the floor like a boss.
Then you walked over to Prussia and sayd"Jee waht a pussy."So greece heard that and madeout it Prussia.
You showed who is boss.
Your mission is compliet (Y/n.
Now fuck off.

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